I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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