We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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