1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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