If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Randomize
