u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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