This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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