Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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