Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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