I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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