Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I love you.
Bad choice
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