Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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