I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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