3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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