i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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