i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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