ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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