Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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