are you still at the devil's house?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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