I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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