its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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