I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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