It's like God shit irony all over that family
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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