Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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