this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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