This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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