We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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