haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
So many bounce houses so little time
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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