dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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