well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Randomize
