The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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