i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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