i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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