Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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