She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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