maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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