is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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