so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
It's shark week go big or go home
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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