you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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