it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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