ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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