My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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