i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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