It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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