: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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