My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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