he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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