It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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