Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
