look no pants
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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