Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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